It was time for another rousing trip into Canada! 4 other
fraternity brothers and friends piled into a minivan, and after having burgers at Red Robin, headed towards the
Windsor Tunnel. I had never been through the tunnel, so that was a cool experience. $3.50 for fare was a bit more than I was used to at the
Blue Water Bridges.
We made it through the tunnel, but of course
Gookey had forgotten the directions he had printed out. Luckily there were lots of signs and flashing lights to direct us to
Casino Windsor, and it's right there by the tunnel anyways.
Now I was a little worried knowing that we were going to be at a casino. I had put myself on
Gambling Hiatus just a few weeks earlier. I did bring some cash that I was willing to lose at a table should the opportunity present itself. It didn't.
One thing that baffled me at the security checkpoint at the Casino was after our IDs were checked, everybody got a small black stamp on their hand with the letters "
CW" on it. Mine was washed off promptly after entering because I went straight to the bathroom. But I still wonder what it was for. If they check you at the door, what further verification do you need? A stamp? Maybe it was if you left the casino and came back you could easily past through the ID check if you showed the stamp. Although that wouldn't be very hard to counterfeit if it's just ink, it was a very simple design. A poorly executed idea.
So the reason I didn't gamble any of my money away was that my personal integrity was so strong I would not allow myself to gamble. That, and the minimum bet at all the blackjack tables was either $15 or $25. Too rich for my blood! However,
Gookey was still ready to play, but unfortunately lost. He dropped from $50 to $20 after about 5 or 6 hands, then took a break for a bit. The dealer busted a few times. He kept turning to me and asking, "Should I go in?" I flat-out told him, "The hand that you decide to play in, the dealer
will get blackjack." He played. He was dealt 16 and the dealer was showing an ace. I should have told him to bet his last $5 on insurance. But I really hate the insurance bet. Dealer flips blackjack. I think
Gookey hates me now.
Scott lost his money on craps, Boyd doubled his $2 at the slot machine but then promptly lost it. And I didn't play at all. Now I see why you guys have so much fun watching me lose.
Schadenfreude is a good but evil feeling.
So the gambling hiatus continues. But I will face more temptation Thanksgiving weekend; I am sure of it since all of my friends will be home and
Point Edward will only be a stone's throw away.
Everyone was sick of the casino at that point. It was extremely smoky; at least the high ceilings at
Soaring Eagle help with that problem a bit. So we hit the streets of Windsor looking for somewhere to drink. After wandering for a bit, we got advertised to by a guy on the street hired to do that sort of thing, not sure what you would call him, a people-grabber? Sounds too kidnappish. Anyhow, we said we were looking for more of a pub atmosphere. He said he knew a place and took us there. It was definitely not a pub. Just some little club with like 4 tables, music blasting with too much bass, and no option for a tab. I had a rum and coke, and we blasted out of there after about 10 minutes.
Hitting the streets again, we made it into
Pub 358. Here was a much nice, quieter atmosphere where you could actually talk and keep a tab instead of paying for every drink up front. Live music that wasn't bad nor horribly loud. And there were 25 cent wings, can't beat that. And they had
Strongbow. I had that and some shot I don't remember the name (
Gookey was trusting the bartender to come up with random shots, the one I had turned out pretty good.) After I had stopped ordering, (seems to be that 3 drinks is the magic number for me for a little buzz, and that's all I wanted/had money for) Gookey and Boyd were still getting drinks. One time after bringing their drinks, the waitress says, with missing a beat, "and here's your
Irish car bomb," setting it in front of me. I replied, "I didn't order that, I don't want
any part of that!" Anything you are supposed to drink before it curdles just sounds like a bad idea. Turns out it was for a different table, so she took it away.
We left the pub close to 1 and started to head back to the Casino parking lot where we had left the van. On our way there a couple people said that they were hungry again, and started pointing out different places to eat. About 500 feet from the parking garage, Gookey spots a hot dog stand and heads over to get a Polish sausage. Besides the guy running the stand there is another guy just hanging out there, and by his lean you could tell he had already hit the bars. He then started offering to buy all five of us hot dogs. Nobody wanted a hot dog. Not taking no for an answer, he started handing money to the guy at the stand for more hot dogs. When they were ready and we still refused them, as we had been doing the entire time, the drunk said, "You know, that's really *#$*@ insulting to people in Asia, you know, I buy you guys these %$*# hot dogs and you don't %$#^%&* want them! That's rude, that's
#$@%ing rude, you know." The guy at the stand is recommending we take the hot dogs, which I think is a good idea if we don't want to get into a altercation. So, we take em, and quickly head towards the parking lot, snickering and leaving the drunk there to buy more hot dogs for random people.
Coming back to the US, we missed the turn for the tunnel and instead drove to get on the
Ambassador Bridge. I've never been over the bridge either, two new border crossings in one night! Now, I had always believed that Canadian customs tended to have more pricks working for them. Well, we got introduced to one for the American team tonight.
After going through the usual questions, he collected everyone's ID's, and proceeded to ask each of us our place of birth. I said I was born in Port Huron, MI. He asked what I was doing down here. (Like it's a big trip to the Detroit area from Port Huron) I said I was working down here and living in Auburn Hills. He points to my license and says, "Well, that's not what it says here. Says you live in Fort "(and this is where he just slaughtered the pronunciation of Gratiot) "Grat-tee-a-ought." (something like that) "You're supposed to renew this address, gotta keep in current." I wasn't about to explain to him about Kettering, rotations, blah blah blah. I said something in the regards that all my mail still goes there, I am home every so often on weekends, my room is still there in the house. He finally let us through after five minutes of his nonsense.
Finally get back to the apartment close to 3,
James calls me telling me I have to go to some concert with
Silverstein and
Hawthorne Heights. I get some sleep before getting up at 8 to leave to go visit
Steve and
Allan at Eastern. But that story is for another post.